Will someone ban this Fu**er before he f@#k up any more posts? Don't think I can stand another two months of this little tosser, and then he'll be back within a week or two with excuses to why he couldn't stick the Army.
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What the f@#k are you on about Para_recruit? Who has led you to believe that I wasn't in the Paras? Are you suggesting it's Mal? You're a gobby little shit who lives in Walterland. Do you honestly believe I would waste my fu**ing time on a public forum if I had anything to hide? You're thick as f@#k...

I know all about that tatooist in town Maroon. Fu**ing shite! Very good one in North camp though. You still in mate?
Cheers,
ED.

I know all about that tatooist in town Maroon. Fu**ing shite! Very good one in North camp though. You still in mate?
Cheers,
ED.

It wasn't so long ago that you were slagging Para Reg off was it Para-recruit? The "Times are Changing" thread comes to mind. Changed your opinions this week have you? You're full of fu**ing shite. Save yourself the hassle and don't bother joining, you won't last very long. Go and join the...

Nice one reflective. I knew those fu**ers were pulling a fly one.
Cheers,
ED.

Nice one 4Para. 1 Para jumped aswell.
Cheers,
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Nice one 4Para. 1 Para jumped aswell.
Cheers,
ED.

RIP Dave.
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Suppose so Tab. Just wish they'd do it the right way instead of fu**ing lads about.
Cheers,
ED.

Stick to your guns. If you have to wait then wait. Hopefully you can get all the selection/interviews etc out of the way in the meantime. Para Reg is what you want to join so don't be talked out of it. These fu**ing recruiting team sargeants do my fu**king head in! I had the same shit when I joined ...

The accomodation after passing out of training depends on where you get posted to. Ours in Aldershot was shite but seeing as there's no battalions there now, it's not really relevant. My advise is not to let accomodation standards effect your decision on what unit to join. It's not important. There ...

Cinder, if you're fit enough, you're big enough. The marines is a good challenging unit to join and also poses a difficult selection course. The standards of soldiering and fitness are high and I must admit I thought seriously about joining before opting for The Parachute Regiment. Only you can deci...

Yes, you will have to have your head shaved when arriving at depot. Not to the bone but down to at least a grade three I think with the clippers. Side boards up nice and high aswell! :x The amount of recruits who drop out depends on the standard of recruits on each intake which is obviously variable...

Spot on that mate. Pretty much covers all bases. After doing this for about 6-8 weeks I'd take about 3-5 days off training to ensure you are recovered and this will limit overtraining. Remember to stop all forms of training about a week before Depot. You need to arrive full of energy and chomping at...