[quote What I do is lift the front of my kilt up and clamp it under my chin, left hand holds the wand and right hand holds the boxers down (I personally tend to wear boxers). UNDERWEAR?!!!! with a Kilt thats bad ju ju no self respecting man would be seen dead with a kilt and a pair o boxers or pants...

quality pure quality

he needs to put an immeadiate ban on now take stock of how many we have taken in already officially and unofficially deport the ones that need deporting and then and ONLY then think about reopening the door

I keep saying that doc but no one listens having said that it was as I was walking back from a run ashore shiters with a beef curry from the 24hr asda

lucky you Winnie! now you know they don't call it collingrad for nothing! we have to pay them

how is culdrose and what in the name o the big man is NA(AH) I really dinnae ken.

Aircraft Handler? are you a WAFU?

Agreed Harrys' mug might attract a bit of more attention but everyone in here knows that across there at the moment everything in a uniform is getting shot at so will it really make much difference? I think whoever goes in the sh*t instead of Harry will atrract just as much grief.

Chewin the fat (Scottish thing but hilarious)

Only an excuse (Scottish football thing)

That blokes accent in Green Street he was more aussie than cockney!

Walker myself. We had a rather weird DO Lt PTI who loved those cross country runs and reporting to the PT staff if he felt that we should get that little bit of an extra beastin thus my eight weeks were a bit sore

Doc likes em anyway he can get em!


Sorry I left you alone doc I actually had to do some seatime so all in (including trips on gosprot ferry!) I have done about 2 months haha not bad I'll be the only OM2 in the Fleet with a good conduct badge

Alright shippers?

I agree with it on some points but lets be fair here the fitness standards for the RN aren't all that high they should not be lowering them further because of the numbers game! I spoke to a lad who could not bang out 26 push ups in 2 mins or do his sit ups but he is here in Collingwood I think it ha...

I just got off the phone to my mate who has just passed out of raleigh and he said they no longer have to A4 clothes. All they have to do is to have them ironed hanging up and ready to wear and they have washing machines! its all the pink and fluffy treatment everyone is getting going through basic....

You don't need to sit your NAMET with three or more GCSEs' at c and above so you can fire straight in to training. avoid bootnecks they take advantage after plying you with drink all night and you wake up outside faslane in a bootnecks tshirt and your brand new jeans wrecked cos you decided to follo...

Taff the AET branch is a fast track promotion branch but you don't do much sea time you do a lot alongside in RAF bases or places like Culdrose the question you wanna ask is if you wanna do a lot of sea time or not if you do avoid it and go for MEM or ET if not crack on mate it is a good branch and ...

Hi ladies and Gents,
I am approaching the end of my course in Collingwood as an MW or mine warfare and if anybody has any questions about the navy or a branch in particular drop me a line and I will answer it truthfully or just wing it anyway take care.
Nobby.