So true.

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

Stolen from OAMAAM, where it had probably been stolen from somewhere else!

1. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

3. Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the pavement.

4. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

5. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

6. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realise I had no idea what the hell was going on when I first saw it.

7. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

9. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

10. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

11. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

12. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dickhead from cutting in at the front.

13. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

14. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

15. I can't remember the last time I wasn't sort- of tired.

16. Bad decisions make good stories.

17. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

18. As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

19. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

20. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

21. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

22. Why is a school zone 40km/h? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for paedophiles...

23. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

24. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

25. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

26. The other night I ordered takeaway. When I looked in the bag, I saw they had included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bugger before dinner.

[HRH]

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