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Posted: Tue 01 Dec, 2009 9:20 pm
by MSI64
83. Every year I could go skiing for four weeks for a pittance

84. A Uganda trip came up with me as CQMS

85. I got a CR as good as this years

Posted: Tue 01 Dec, 2009 10:33 pm
by liam115
86. if no one ever died and didnt age

Posted: Tue 01 Dec, 2009 10:34 pm
by liam115
scrach that because then no one on these forums would be here

Posted: Tue 01 Dec, 2009 11:44 pm
by Hyperlithe
86. Senior officers actually talked to other people before making decisions.

87. Everybody would spread out their Christmas shopping throughout the year so nobody had to battle through excessive crowds in December.

Posted: Wed 02 Dec, 2009 10:55 am
by MSI64
88. if only people would check numbersw before posting

89. if every session in the gym was as good as this mornings session was!

Posted: Wed 02 Dec, 2009 5:11 pm
by Hyperlithe
Liam scratched his entry, so I officially ignored it.
I can always delete his 2 posts for tidiness' sake if it makes you feel better?
:lol:

Posted: Wed 02 Dec, 2009 5:30 pm
by MSI64
My apologies, I will adjust my attitude

Re: Wouldn't it be nice if.............

Posted: Fri 12 Feb, 2010 4:38 pm
by Soggyllama
91. If nostalgia WAS as good as it used to be

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Posted: Sat 20 Feb, 2010 9:14 pm
by AJtothemax
92. If 'travellers' a.k.a Pikeys, paid taxes and didn't break the law as much as every other 'minority' does.

93. If Labour gets voted out this election. :2gunfire:

94. We got a public vote on the Lisbon Treaty.

95. If the eventual, overwhelming vote was 'NO' and the party in power didn't force another vote on us just as they did with the Irish.

96. A run ashore didn't result in the loss of about £100 with no memory of what it was spent on the morning after.

97. People didn't come up to you in the street and say "scuse me blud/bruv/'mate'..got a spare fag/pound?"

98. Osama Bin'liner'-Laden was found and caught whilst in the heads laying one.

99. Video footage of the skid marks was broadcast on national television as that would compare with what's most on television these days :D .

100. People who come this this country accept our way of life and our values and live by them before they are allowed to stay.

Bish bash bosh.

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Posted: Mon 22 Feb, 2010 1:08 am
by Buntingbob
101. If a matelot posted on here, once in a while. (or a retired old seadog).
(What a way to join).

Re: Wouldn't it be nice if.............

Posted: Sun 07 Mar, 2010 7:52 pm
by flighty
Folk forgot how to be bigotted. Big ask, but, hey!

Re: Wouldn't it be nice if.............

Posted: Fri 16 Jul, 2010 11:12 am
by Walter Kovacks
One man's bigot is another man's freedom speaker......................or something like that.

103. Martin Johnson could get England back on track.

104. Returning British troops stopped the parade and 'educated' the protestors.

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Posted: Mon 09 Aug, 2010 1:54 pm
by MSI64
105. If people actually read your out of office message.

106. If the first three phone calls after being away for three weeks were not about Why people havent been paid.

107. if people realized Im not the shagging Pay Clerk

108. If I could just muster enough energy to care!!!

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Posted: Sat 11 Sep, 2010 3:51 pm
by Walter Kovacks
109. All religious fanatics had a word with themselves.

110. There's no Heaven. No hell below us. And no religion too.

111. We all gave peace a chance.

Re: Wouldn't it be nice if.............

Posted: Fri 24 Sep, 2010 7:42 pm
by MSI64
112 If people realized that calling for a complete ban on Islam in this country makes you as much of a Radical as the Radicals you want to get rid of!