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In the Beginning...

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In the Beginning...

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The story so far.....
In the beginning there was the void. And Darkness was upon the face of the void. And God sayeth " Let There Be Light" and lo, there was light.
Now read on....

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth - to bring forth plants to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it
was good.... well almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, and cook and clean the BBQ. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!
IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!

Enjoy yer winter, Pommies 8) She`ll be right I reckon :wink: Another six months and it`ll be summer won`t it? You can tell it`s summer because the rain gets warmer :P
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:multi: Under the Southern Cross I stand,Ball and Chain in me Hand,dreaming of this new found land Australia!!.
I'll get me hat and coat now and start 'digging' in.Aye jr :roll: :roll:
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Things ref Oz are looking brighter everyday.
Enjoy life while you can, you Scouse git, cos very soon you might just have a gobby FRISP stood on your doorstep.
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Nowt wrong with that mate, come on down 8)
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Our lot getting medicals sorted next month,Bert, should be over your way very soon, thank the Lord, be glad to see 'em safely out of this rats nest.


Aye Frank. :evil:
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Medicals mean they are in mate. The immigration won`t ask for meds till all else is sorted. Once they`ve clocked the meds it`s about six weeks till the visa 8)
Why oh why oh why the fark do they want to go to Adelaide?
Most sensible people want to leave Adelaide ffs :roll:
The West is best Frank, and it`s got the best RMA in the Southern Hemisphere :P
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harry hackedoff wrote: Why oh why oh why the fark do they want to go to Adelaide?
Because you aren't there??? :P 8)
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Australians call Adelaide "the forgotten City" why is that?
I forget. :-? :roll:
Oh yes, that`s why :o Adelaide actually has "winter" whatever that is :o
Most sensible people want to leave Adelaide ffs
Because you aren't there???
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