Had to post this as it made me larf too much:
UK PARA REG EYES ONLY
JSP 398 (Airborne Edition)
GUIDANCE FOR LETTING RIP FOR AIRBORNE PERSONNEL
AUTHORISED TO BE TOOLED UP AND LOOKING HARD WITH MORE WEAPONS AND AMMO THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT
GENERAL GUIDANCE
1. These ROE do not affect your general right to be well hard and kick off. However, in all situations you are to use MFV (Maximum F#cking Violence).
FIREARMS MUST BE USED IF A SEVERE KICKING DOESN’T GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS
2. Your weapon must always be of the largest calibre available. That is, rifle 5.56mm are OK but the General is definitely the business and as for .50 cal - enough said. In the case of automatic weapons belt ammo is well ally. L96 is also recommended as it makes you look like a cold blooded murdering psycho.
CHALLENGING
3. Warn the cun£ he is about to get the good news unless:
a. He was asking for it anyway
OR
b. To do so would make you look like a * in front of your mates.
4. You are to challenge by shouting: “OI, YA HAT CUN£ - GET SOME OF THIS”
Or words to that effect.
USE OF LETHAL FORCE
PROTECTION OF THE BLOKES
5. You may brass the f#cker up if he/she is about to urine you off or commit an act likely to make yourself and the rest of the Reg look not as hard as you should be.
OPENING FIRE
6. When you open fire you are to:
a. Brass up the entire f#cking area;
AND
b. Get the General up as quickly as possible and give it big licks;
AND
c. Look well f#cking tasty throughout.
PROTECTION OF PROPERTY
7. B0llocks to it, if it looks Gucci, nick it.
D-2
JSP 398 (Airborne Edition)
UK PARA REG EYES ONLY
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Parachute Regiment Rules of Engagement
Parachute Regiment Rules of Engagement
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One time when we where guarding a prison camp in the middle east, some of the prisoners thought that they would make a break for it.
One of the soldiers that I can name blew the gate off the compound with a good burst from a Bren gun. He then then challenged them to try and leave the compound, this offer was refused as they ran inside their huts.
The soldier was charged for not shooting to kill and wasting ammo and did 28 days, those were the days. Not a lot money but plenty of laughs.
One of the soldiers that I can name blew the gate off the compound with a good burst from a Bren gun. He then then challenged them to try and leave the compound, this offer was refused as they ran inside their huts.
The soldier was charged for not shooting to kill and wasting ammo and did 28 days, those were the days. Not a lot money but plenty of laughs.