Best way to break up with your bird.......

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Wed 19 May, 2004 4:17 am

MM, if your going to shoot through and not post it, you could at least e-mail it to me, and is she still up for a night out?

minimac · Post by **minimac** » Wed 19 May, 2004 9:19 am

Bootneck

You naughty thing.

What will Mrs Bootneck think!!

MM

AC · Post by AC » Wed 19 May, 2004 9:35 am

Just tell her that you have a more interesting sex life with your right hand. Worked for me

minimac · Post by **minimac** » Wed 19 May, 2004 9:44 am

AC

She must have been crap then. How can anyone go back to that after you've sampled the delights a young girl can offer?

MM

AC · Post by AC » Wed 19 May, 2004 10:17 am

She was a young girl (19 anyhow), I think it was a case of her having all the bits and bobs, not knowing what to do with them and not wanting to listen to my "advice". I wouldn't say it was crap, just a bit dull and repetitive.

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Wed 19 May, 2004 10:42 am

minimac wrote:Bootneck

You naughty thing.

What will Mrs Bootneck think!!

MM

mm, she can think what the hell she likes, its no skin off my nose

AC wrote:not knowing what to do with them and not wanting to listen to my "advice". I wouldn't say it was crap, just a bit dull and repetitive.

mmmmmmmm, heard that before, most women think they know better, some do of course, loz, flo, nst, barbie,julesb

ono_doken · Post by **ono_doken** » Wed 19 May, 2004 10:57 am

haha some sound advice!!! hehe, well she is 18 and not very experienced if you get my meaning

hehehe

well to cut a long story short I couldnt do it!!!!!, (time to start the little violins now hehehe) after looking into her eyes and stuff i realised i couldnt actually do it awwwww how sweet......I'm sure. So i laid down the law *again* and walked away intact! woman in arm.

dam women and the stupid effects they have... you can go from a happy f@#k around to having a women you dont wanna bin. a no good state of affairs!!! hehe (must be my bloody age! hehe argghh 23!!!)

---> as for getting caught hows about this one... my ex goes on holiday for supposidly 2 weeks, i bump into an old f@#k buddy and take her home.... next morning the ex is banging on the door whilst my old f@#k buddy is still in bed ahhaha, one outta the back door, one in the front for more shaggin. (hmmm theres prolly some sort of innuendo there ??) most amusing indeed !!!!!

Frank S. · Post by **Frank S.** » Thu 20 May, 2004 6:31 am

This is so wrong...

http://www.retecool.com/lyingslag.htm

Rugee · Post by **Rugee** » Thu 20 May, 2004 8:12 am

What a genius idea!!

That bloke deserves a medal.

ono_doken · Post by **ono_doken** » Thu 20 May, 2004 8:55 am

hahahahahaha.
might have to take a trip to manchester one night ? maybe she's game for a bit of fun?? haha... forum trip to manchester, last one to shag her buys the beers??? hehehehe

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu 20 May, 2004 10:53 am

Dont commit to anything in the first place and just sh*g her as much as you can

ono_doken · Post by **ono_doken** » Thu 20 May, 2004 10:57 am

urnu -> sound advice there mate hahaha.

Hyperlithe · Post by **Hyperlithe** » Sat 22 May, 2004 11:28 am

If I can just fight my way through the swamp of testosterone in this forum, I'll give you a 'bird's' opinion...

Firstly I can't believe anyone actually bid for those, what they gonna do with them? On second thoughts, please don't answer that!

Next, if you're planning on ditching your gf, please do it properly, don't give her any reason to hope that you'll change your mind and want her back in a couple of weeks. Having said that, there's no need to be cruel. You don't want her to tell all her mates what an evil get you are, or you'll ruin your chances witha large number of local ladies!

Lastly, since you're all here, I'd like a male take on something...
I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to by email for over a year, thought we had a good laugh, did the whole "I don't really want to get into a serious relationship as I'm going into the RAF in a couple of months" conversation. Next day he sends me a message saying he really likes me but he doesn't think I'm 'The One' (his words exactly) and can we still be friends? Oh, and he wouldn't mind staying over occasionally. What does he actually want? And should I let him have it? Or was he in fact not listening to a word I said, but trying to peek down my top when I wasn't looking?

GARRYOWEN · Post by **GARRYOWEN** » Sat 22 May, 2004 12:24 pm

Listen to Paul Simon`s song "50 ways to leave your lover" you may get usefull info.

mercury · Post by **mercury** » Sat 22 May, 2004 1:15 pm

Never been in the position to dump anyone , always been the "ditchee"

Maybe I was just lazy

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