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The Retreat and The Bunker

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What do you have to do to get into these places? I know they're only for those granted special access so does that mean I have to gain your respect and trust? Or post 500+ posts?! :o
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could well be that they are for active/retired military? who knows. best not to ask personally. just be greatful for what you have and carry on with that! :D
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Right, you have to take me out for a 5 star dinner and cocktail drinks. None of that cheap stuff, I'm talking about a good bottle of Moet!

Once you have attempted this and brought me that snazzy top of the range sports car, you can gain entrance into the bunker and retreat.

Want more info, go as Green_Ronnie, Harry and Doc :wink:
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Moet et Chandon is for those just starting on the path to true enlightenment and the way of the shampoo ninga young grashopper with elementals of biscuit, green apples and chocolate. :o
Taitinger Brut, Laurent Perrier and Lanson Black Label to gain experience and develope your palate. Move on to my fave "cheap" shampoo, Verve Cliquot and away you go. Mumms, Pol Roger and the old Perrier Jouet are all good wines for any occasion. Me and Mrs Aitch used to celebrate our anniversary with sausage and chips and a bottle of Mumms every year till we effed off down here.
Dom Perrignon(in the 96) is to kill for, as is the Krug 95. Don`t be mislead by non-vintage shampoo. It doesn`t mean second class, far from it. Krug don`t give a shite about vintage, all their gear is the best.
And as Mrs Aitch says, the better the champagne, the better the sex 8)

And JoJo, a "good" bottle of Moet would be some of the early nineties vintages.
I`ve supped all of the above and without doubt the Krug is superb.
Best advive is this, if you find the old Verve de Verney is to your taste, then fill your boots, it is after all, your choice.

However, to gain admittance you would have to cross my palm with at least a Grand Cru de Cramant from Mumms.
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It's got to be Krug, emmmm two bottles :)
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so, how do you REALLY get entrance lol :P
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However I'm a true follower of a good whiskey and such. Give me a JD any time followed with a Long island Ice tea or Strawberry magarita!
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Saturday was a night of excess for me and the Flighty. White wine, Hydes black and then more white wine and a bottle of the owd champers once we got home. Champers went all over the duvet and soaked the bloody thing! :evil:

But we did not care a fig as we were rocking to the sound of MADNESS!! Off to see them in Manchester on the 13th of this month. YEE HAA!

Now what was the question please? HillVictor wants to Retreat to a Bunker?!?!?! Fill your boots HillVictor but not with champers as it wets yer socks. :D :D :D

Mummy said I'd have days like these you know.

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You lucky lucky Artist you 8)
Madness, top band. Sugs, top blork.
Kylie? Er hype more than substance and a shite mimer :roll:
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Post by Artist »

She'em pretty crap at blowjobs then Bert?

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ooooo!!! stop turning me on

hehe!!
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Foxtricks wrote:ooooo!!! stop turning me on

hehe!!
Kin pervert!!!!! Your going to be there at all these Meet the Marines do's trapping ought in a skirt, getting rucks of over fives n tens for having to rough it in a some hotel. You jammy Bassa!!! :evil:

If some grey haired owd git sidles up to you and asks iffen you go on this site and he answers to the name of Artist then take it as read that mines a pint and another, and another, and another etc, etc, OK?

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your on pal...

cant wait for this draft old foxy is going to get paid hehehe!!
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You should change yer name to Hartley you jammy sod!

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Yeah these things are like rocking horse shit...
Lucky i have a really nice colour stripey hehe!!
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