How many decades have you still got at school civvy?

F uck off you civvy twat

For your first post, it's pretty lame - keep up the good work. As for the blow jobs, your mums are ace and a steal for 2 roll ups and a can of super strength Kestrel.

No I am going to Pirbright - I think anyway, Broomwood or something train station. Its all in my room and I got a diffused muscle in my calf so I need to rest before monday. Think I will wear shirt and tie in the morning, and get changed for medical (surely we will have to put a tracksuit/jogging t...

It was obvious when 2 of the coppers stopped after running 15 yards and ordered a couple of doughnuts and some steak and kidney pies........................with chips and mushy peas and a round of buttered bread.

I gave blood last night about midnight. I gave our lass all 1/2" of my blood.

TA_soldier_abernethy wrote: They were indeed the first regt to use the rifle over the musket

And indeed the first regt to use the "Shovel Lightweight G10" over a Danish tour guide's head.

How many blow jobs under her OC's desk did it cost her?

Wee Willy Winkie wrote:(you were a Para!!)

No he wasn't. He was a crow who couldn't hack it.

Hello people I haven't posted in a long time due to work etc. As some of you might know that 1 RGJ have beens posted to Kosovo. I had a call last night from my mate in 1 RGJ. He said that they have not been issued with any cold weather gear. He says he sleeps fully clothed in two sleeping bag and i...

Expect exactly the same as what you went through last time, apart from the bit where your instructor nailed you after lights out.

I know I shouldn't have risen to it, but my flash to bang time was low that day! Anyway, after the 'you're a homo' comments and my retorts, there was nobody worth verbally jousting with, plus I really do have a life/better things to do. I can't be ARRSE'd! Yeah i'm sure there's a location in Iraq w...

djmarkmclachlan wrote:Oh please, you're getting sad. I type fast so it's obvious Im gonna make one or two typing errors. I am here offering help to people, and some people take it the wrong way. Dont want help? Dont ask.

Out.

You might be better off as a typist then you arrogant, jumped up, fcuking skiplicker.

graemeocdt wrote:well yano what yas r all sarcastic prics on here, ment to b of helpo but ya all cyber geeks who get off on cumin back wit gay lil fings like dat on msg boards

An u r a civi dik hed!

Don't worry when you fail your interview, I'm sure Macdonalds will welcome you back.

Happy frying!!

4of10 wrote: BTW, Is there a "Blue Oyster Bar" in Aldershot?

Yeah, it's in Coldstream Guards camp, the once illustrious and Airborne, Lille Bks. It's known as "Warrant Officers and Sergeants Mess"